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Married Meow Meow.

topic posted Fri, December 7, 2007 - 3:25 PM by  Laura 		Share/Save/Bookmark
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I am.
Officially Married.
To the Beast.
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah.
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  • Shady
    Shady
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    Re: Married Meow Meow.

    Mon, December 10, 2007 - 9:42 AM
    Officially Married to the Beast?

    sounds like some sort of obscure Crowley ritual i read about...

    does that make you the Scarlet Woman? and if so, could you please let us know when the seventh seal is s'posed to get cracked open so we'll have all our ritual vestments properly ironed and suchforth?

    #668 - the neighbor of the beast
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    • Sooo...
      Soooz: biker/priestess
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      Re: Married Meow Meow.

      Mon, December 10, 2007 - 6:24 PM
      for goodness sake, woman, tell us, tell us!
      congrigibles, and felicitations!
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      • Laura
        Laura
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        Re: Married Meow Meow.

        Mon, December 10, 2007 - 6:57 PM
        Settle yourselves gentlemens.
        "twas not a vodka induced vegas rendevous with a beastly devil with elephantitis of the nether bits although I will accept the scarlet as I find the color soothing.
        Just a simple secret elopement in Brooklyn amongst marble and metal detectors and really sexy spectator stilletos.
        The "real event" is tba and to all interested DJ types I will be available to be wooed after the new year. Haj....if you succeed in the whole wooing process can I be on the list?
        oh and one more thing....not to beat a dead horse but I will always regret that my singlehood never met up with a certain golden prince with an affliction for passing out on his tablas. Such is life. Meow.

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        • SEQUOIA
          SEQUOIA
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          Re: Married Meow Meow.

          Mon, December 10, 2007 - 8:27 PM
          Oh.... I'm so happy about this!!!
          LAURA AND CORY MANN-BEATUS!
          Congradulations!!!!
          I can't wait to celebrate with you soon!
          We'll do some official Weddings pics for you... however you want!
          Now hurry up and make a baby named Bradpit Man Beatus!!
          Love you!!!!
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        • orange
          orange
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          Re: Married Meow Meow.

          Tue, December 11, 2007 - 12:14 PM
          oh my oh my and oh. wow. congratulatory frenetic blessing-type wishes for you, lady. now i demand that you start bringing this alleged human out for viewings. or similar.

          love to you and find someone to hug you extra hard on my behalf!!!
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        • Haj
          Haj
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          viva ulrich!

          Tue, December 18, 2007 - 3:28 AM
          i am here to provide independent 3rd party verification for option A. It is the very mann-beastius elongoto in the pixels.

          (rural legend has it that lady sequoia once processed unexpectedly upon the tumescent beast engaged honestly in his daily ablutions, so great was her vexment at the mere implication of all that pulsing beatus that she stumbled delirious and shrieking, though maintaining a certain unquestionable fabulousness all the while, through the brush and into the deep woods where she lived amongst spiders and wolves until a coven of milky maidens was sent to sooth her distress with soft coos and integrate her slowly back into the human fold.)

          now as to wooing and weddings and lists and such all i can say is that it is perhaps you mrs. scarlet who should be co-ordinating her woo strategy if after recent famous abuses of preferential status one american wife nurtures the perhaps ill-fated hope of re-instatement. i am a reasonable and adventurous man though. lets just see if a legally taken woman got any game left in her woo. fyi love, i know some qwality wedding dj's. say the word and i'll pm you all applicable didjitz.

          all you have to do is say the word...

          meow.



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          • Amanda
            Amanda
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            of love

            Thu, December 27, 2007 - 8:29 PM
            you can still be a princess my dear...and welcome manbeastieeest. i will take u up on the offer; to stay with you guys foreva,,,oh i added the foreva part...however i do consider u both family. im getting used to being the mama-child in this new life. and the other offer- help me out - find the warrior? I love-LOVE. i am grateful to know you both, especially together. so, you deserve a royal wedding, yes? you know who to phone to manage it all for you;) a palace of the finest? oooh, the fairytale life...beast and beauty. ITS ABOUT TIME!

            sequoia-i would have saved u;)
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  • Blac...
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    Re: Married Meow Meow.

    Tue, December 11, 2007 - 1:56 PM
    oo.. kay?
    no.. wait a minute.. eh hem..
    OOOKKAAAYYY!!
    better? yes, I think that's better.. and dido on the bringing
    this alleged human out for viewings. if'n it doesn't happen
    I'll deny I ever met/saw any such being and he's been
    an endowed fragment of your freekish imagination for as long as
    fairies have been laying with beastials
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    • amy
      amy
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      Re: Married Meow Meow.

      Tue, December 11, 2007 - 2:00 PM
      congradulations.

      i am married to myself, quite happily.
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      • Beast
        Beast
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        Married Meow Meow.

        Tue, December 11, 2007 - 6:13 PM
        Beast present and accounted for.
        Best bet for a bonified beast sighting...next to big inexplicable footprint on mountain where Big Foot was once spotted or in Loch Ness.
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        • tigg...
          tiggrr love
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          Re: Married Meow Meow.

          Tue, December 11, 2007 - 7:46 PM
          the BEAST is on TRIBE!

          therefore, he is.
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          • Mikio
            Mikio
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            Re: Married Meow Meow.

            Wed, December 12, 2007 - 12:00 AM
            Informal poll:

            The freek hiding behind the fan a few icons up is

            A. Mz Meow Meow's well endowed betrothed

            B. A shot of a character from an early Tarantino film found on Google images that Laura & Chelsea, stoned out of their gourds and holed up in some den of iniquity laughing their asses off at us, have registered on tribe.

            C. Alfred sporting a wardrobe mix of his lucky cheng's fan and his I work for government intelligence shades.
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            • Blac...
              BlackLight
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              informal poll response:

              Wed, December 12, 2007 - 10:28 AM
              I'd have ta say A) and B)..
              B cuz it prolly ain't him in the flesheth
              or whatnots
              A) cuz although they registered him,
              effectively making him up, he knows that eventually
              he's gonna hafta make an appearance, and it'll prolly be
              thru the medium of the loonyfan page set up by nutball faeries
              ssstoned out of gourdom and denholed appropriately..
              er.. inappropriately
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            • Jest...
              Jester Jaimi
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              Re: Married Meow Meow.

              Wed, December 12, 2007 - 2:15 PM
              I'd have to say C, but then again I am biased, and besides, there is no way to be sure, for his stock response would be...

              "I have no idea what you are talking about?"

              You can decommission the Spy, but you can never deSpy the commission! Besides, someone has to keep tabs on these people. And who better than the "Father of the Century"... In Drag!

              (yes... Alf has 3 amazing kids, with his oldest, Ulrich, is in college.. big enuf to start dating some of you Whipper Snappers... in fact.)

              Anyway... the good news... that I am certain about... is that Alf is definitely on our side... so at least we got that going for us! ;)

              ~jj
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