Vent....

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AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHRRRRAAAAHHHHHH!!!


ahhh...

ok... better now.

Feel free to add your own.

thank you.
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  • Re: Vent....

    Thu, January 10, 2008 - 12:44 PM
    i went to court today......its over now...no big suprises...but ...it still sucked..... pet me!
    • Re: Vent....

      Thu, January 10, 2008 - 1:13 PM
      hate court. . .hate it. . .

      only happy people u see there are the lawyers. . .

      ever call a lawyer when things are going great? didn't think so. . . . .
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      Re: Vent....

      Thu, January 10, 2008 - 2:12 PM
      * * *
      * * * *
      * * * * *
      * * * * *
      *********
      ********
      ******

      (loving hand made of stardust to pet Chelsea...)
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        Re: Vent....

        Thu, January 10, 2008 - 2:13 PM
        that got mutated and left-justified, obviously...
        • Re: Vent....

          Thu, January 10, 2008 - 3:28 PM
          fkin HATE the concept of grey souled, blood sucking, brooks brothers wearing, ken doll haircut, bumbaclot azz muthafkaz having an oinking little laugh at our sisters peace of mind and sanctity of life being weighed in their sick, corrupt, degenerate local branch of the Illuminati yacht club.

          YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



          (thanks for organizing this little get together Spiro. I had no idea how on point you were at the beginning of this thread)
          • Re: Vent....

            Thu, January 10, 2008 - 4:01 PM
            Me too!!

            I am getting laid off this week, and i gotta find a new roomate.

            And sex!

            dammit!

            Maybe i jus need to do some dancing.

            xo,

            -s
            • Re: Vent....

              Thu, January 10, 2008 - 4:16 PM
              Yeah! -slamming fist on table

              And Sex!

              ............................................................................................................
              I LOVE You PEeple!
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                Re: Vent....

                Thu, January 10, 2008 - 5:37 PM
                BLASDFUCKINHJNSKLDFGHNOSDIHFOAIHAOSIIDASAASASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

                {{GRINDING TEETH, PUNCHING HOLES IN FLIMSY WALLS MADE OF CHALK, AND JUMPING AROUND WITH RABID ABANDON!!!}}

                {{WANTING NOTHING BUT TO GROUP HUG THIS FAMILY AND NEVER EVER EVER EMERGE...}}

                {{LAMENTING THE COMMITMENT WE ALL MADE BEFORE COMING IN TO TIME...}}

                {{and thankful we've at least found each other again...}}


                now, how about another Tuesday night put luck at Grand Space...

                Haj?
                • Re: Vent....

                  Thu, January 10, 2008 - 5:41 PM
                  Oh, jjjeeezzzuuusssfracckkinnnchriizzzzzzzzzz

                  I think we need it tomorrow.
                  Either that, or sex.

                  ggrrrrrwwwwllllllllllllll
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                    Re: Vent....

                    Thu, January 10, 2008 - 5:50 PM
                    so what the FUHHHCK?!?!?!? Aren't we supposed to be invoking the full-on polyamorous Freeks of ole?? WHy so many ladies complainin' of less than ample luvin?!

                    day jobs, I suspect...

                    Man... if only we could all get into an MLM... there are over 1100 of us here... and I'm SURE each of us knows 3 people NOT on tribe... You know, I found a really good one that is backed by gold (NOT the US dollar... this is a good thing considering where this shit-house is headed...) and doesn't require you to buy a butt-load of vitamins! But whatever... it didn't catch on the first time I ran it by you lot last year... so here's another for good measure...

                    FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHK!

                    • Re: Vent....

                      Thu, January 10, 2008 - 6:33 PM
                      yah and I can't breathe... would love to holler but ...

                      *whimper!!!*
                      • Re: Vent....

                        Thu, January 10, 2008 - 7:04 PM
                        seems like ya'll need lots o sex . . . .
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                          Re: Vent....

                          Fri, January 11, 2008 - 7:40 AM
                          ya think??? I venture again the opinion that we are encumbered by day jobs... otherwise we'd be engaged in orgiastic revelry on the 24/7 tip.
                          • Re: Vent....

                            Fri, January 11, 2008 - 8:13 AM
                            i werk to pay fer the things i luv. . .

                            i truly luv but a few things. . . and i luv them deeply
                          • Re: Vent....

                            Fri, January 11, 2008 - 8:34 AM
                            orgiastic revelry is my dayjob. let me tell you, it ain't all truffles and pillowfights.
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                              Re: Vent....

                              Fri, January 11, 2008 - 11:07 AM
                              orgiastic revelry was my long time day job... until I woke up one morning and finally realized I was not only an adult, but a father taboot.
                            • Re: Vent....

                              Fri, January 11, 2008 - 4:28 PM
                              *Ahem* As Tiggrr's web designer (site in progress), I do believe we have a valid hook for the splash page:

                              "orgiastic revelry is my dayjob. let me tell you, it ain't all truffles and pillowfights."

                              fuk yeeAhah
                              • Re: Vent....

                                Fri, January 11, 2008 - 5:27 PM
                                A few key points...

                                You can never have too much sex, provided it's goooooooodddddd sex....
                                Might need to pace yourself, lest one prematurely chafe, but other than this, there is really no limit to erotic bliss....

                                Personally, I subscribe to the ShagMore diet.

                                Wanna lose weight, it's as easy as 123...

                                Shag more... Eat Less...

                                If you find that you are starving, cunnilingus is a valid exception.

                                Tastes great, less filling...

                                Works like a charm!

                                Ahem!

                                Shakespeare was on the right track when he said kill the lawyers first. Personally I think the politicians should take the top execution slot, followed closely by Corporate Attorneys, then accountants and their bureaucratic ilk, but since most Pols were lawyers at some point during their scratch and claw to the top, this is a fine distinction.

                                Day in court eh? Poor thing. My Mom was a family lawyer, one who's genuine sense of honor and decency exempt her from the above Shakespearian Decree, at least in my mind, there are a few good ones out there, a few.

                                I spent lots of my youth playing with legos in the court house lobby waiting for Mommy to be released from her dreadful duties, so I know that stinky stuffed shirt vibe all too well. PU!

                                Some prefer to interpret the law, I avoid it like the plague.

                                ~jj
                                • Re: Vent....

                                  Sat, January 12, 2008 - 5:41 AM
                                  sex, ya see iz like pizza. . . . pizza i say. . .

                                  when it iz goood it iz very goooooooooood.

                                  and when it iz bad. it iz still pretty guuuuuuuuuud

                                  peace --N.
                                  • Re: Vent....

                                    Sat, January 12, 2008 - 7:48 PM
                                    You people are funny!

                                    And Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

                                    I have had serious lower back pain for weeks! Arg!

                                    Chelsea... that really sucks, sorry to hear, but your a damm strong lady!

                                    Spiro? WHy so glum?

                                    Ladies.. sex is at least much easier for a woman to get than a man.. but there's always good vibrations! :)
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                                      Re: Vent....

                                      Mon, January 14, 2008 - 7:17 AM
                                      I'm not at all glum!!! Explosive ecstatic eruptions are not indicative of melancholy...
                                      • Re: Vent....

                                        Mon, January 14, 2008 - 5:40 PM
                                        I bestow some extra sex upon each and every one of youz who needs it. Plenty of beastly lovin to go around. Sequoia, since I know you are abundant in the sex department, I bestow my pain free lower back. I miss you girl!
                                • Re: Vent....

                                  Mon, January 21, 2008 - 2:23 PM
                                  AHHHHHHHHHWHAAAAAAAA!!! UMMMM I feel better now!
                                  • Re: Vent....

                                    Mon, January 21, 2008 - 3:15 PM
                                    GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

                                    dammit. i feel like i'm surrounded by morons.

                                    no really. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

                                    that and a swig of bourbon.

                                    for emphasis.
                                    • Re: Vent....

                                      Mon, January 21, 2008 - 7:32 PM
                                      mmmmMMMMMMMMMMRRRRROOOOOOOOOOWWWWWeeeee!!!!

                                      fffffttttFTTTTTssssssSSSSSSSS ....

                                      rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRrrrrrrrr.........

                                      the moon's all up in my face. can someone turn down the MOON?
                                      • Re: Vent....

                                        Mon, January 21, 2008 - 10:56 PM
                                        shoulda come dance out yer ya-yas at CoSM. Thanks to the ones who did. . . most grateful for a wonderful night.
                                        • Re: Vent....

                                          Tue, January 22, 2008 - 5:51 PM
                                          fur reelah. that little lady luna is all kinds of up in ma bizzznass...
                                          im bleeding and achy and and and on a deep winters full on scorpio style intense idonnowhat...

                                          but please dont turn her down ...i like it...

  • Re: Vent....

    Wed, January 16, 2008 - 12:10 PM
    this has turned into a seriously coool fuggn thread.
    although I got nuthin remotely close to the complaints in the
    sex dept.. I DO have a lil sumthin to vent about. it goes as follows:
    WHYYYY DO I HAVE TO GO THROUGH A FUCKING WAR ZONE
    JUST TO BE IN MY GOTT DAMMNABLY DANGEROUS FUCKING
    NEIGHBORHOOD ALLUSUDDEN!!
    WHY DO WE KEEP KILLING EACHOTHER TIL I'M ACTUALLY FUCKING
    HAPPY? TO SEE A blueboy cop policeman type with sirens in tow?
    WHY was I running/trying to keep from crying/getting killed the other night
    on the way home from work cuz a FUCKING drive-by happened
    in the middle of brooklyn on a corner a block away from me?!?
    AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
    AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

    huhhh.. huuhh... almost ready to cry now..
    again..
    will retire to my blog and vent propitiously..
    thank you Spiro..

    wuff!
    • Re: Vent....

      Wed, January 16, 2008 - 1:51 PM
      Jesus man...Glad yer ok but duuude!

      It shouldn't have to be but is moving an option.

      yikes,

      -s
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      Re: Vent....

      Wed, January 16, 2008 - 1:55 PM
      ooo... how's Opie handlin' the hood?

      conversation for another time perhaps?

      or maybe would she like to add a vent of her own?
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        Re: Vent....

        Wed, January 16, 2008 - 2:03 PM
        mmmm... crime on the rise... another sign of the times... and another reason I started this thread in the first place...

        wonder if there's a way to attach mp3's to thread entries.... we could all record our vents... it would cause a deliciously uproarious cacophony of screams when someone opens the thread.
        • Re: Vent....

          Wed, January 16, 2008 - 2:11 PM
          oooooh....and then maybe they'll add scratchnsniff....

          nothing to vent about....except maybe the lack of good pizza in portland....but that seems trifiling really.

          can i vent a YIPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! instead?
          • Re: Vent....

            Wed, January 16, 2008 - 2:25 PM
            there can be another thread dedicated to more celebratory expletives.

            ggrrrrrwwwwwlllllllll
            • Re: Vent....

              Wed, January 16, 2008 - 3:25 PM
              GGGGGGGGRRRRAAGGGGLE FIGGIN nanannanannnnnnnnnnnnnaadddoooodles!

              BL, Opie- i know it sucks to be in the ghetto in that way ,but fuck being neck deep in injustice and feeling threatened sucks everywhere. and though it is dangerous KNOW that you just being you- present and confident in your you-sheds light on all sorts of shadowy scenarios in your hood. i know you know that but KNOW that.
              and i love you and im happy your ok and if youwant/ need a very very un-ghetto get away.. call a lady ..



              • Re: Vent....

                Wed, January 16, 2008 - 3:37 PM
                And while im on the subject of Hoods id just like to say That living in the BURBS!!!! is awful .
                Nobody good lives here ,the trains stop running from the city at 1am , and i still pay alot of $ to live in an apt. with crappy neighbors .
                And im stuck here .. I have no controll over it ..
                it makes me want to poke my eyes out ...fer real ....


                wow i feel much better now...




    • Re: Vent....

      Wed, January 16, 2008 - 6:29 PM
      aww Light, that so sucks that two of the most beautiful peeps I know are deputized to rep for love in the fugly vortex.

      I mean that kind of cuts to the heart of this ventin biznaz, yes? I mean the WORST thing about this here ball of dust, green, plastic and flesh is that piece where innocence happens into the nasty game that it had no part in creating. I don't know about y'all but those images of little kids in the midst in Gaza, Beirut, Belfast, etc are the single thing that most makes me want to join the hate game and go blow a whole bunch of haters right the hell off the planet and hopefully nuke myself out of pain and off the planet in the process.

      YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Re: Vent....

        Wed, January 16, 2008 - 6:35 PM
        <<two of the most beautiful peeps I know are deputized to rep for love in the fugly vortex.>>
        I know it sux that they've been caught in the crossfire, but I can't think of many who are more up for such an incredibly important task.
        much love, maximum respect, my friends
        • Re: Vent....

          Fri, January 18, 2008 - 10:42 AM
          >BL...

          Sorry to hear about the Noize pollutin your locality Brother Man, and thx for the reality check.

          Despite the apparent sugar coated gentrification currently in progress all around our beloved borough, criminal elements continue to abound in BKLYN, and if the economy recedes, which appears inevitable after the 8 years of global hate mongering that W and his Dark Kabal of Twisted Thugs have cooked up on the whirrled stage, said elements will begin to rise to the surface again. Don't think it will ever go back to the bad old days (late 80's- early 90's), but with this said, it is always good to BE-A-WARE.

          Yes Dorthy, I know there is a Starfucks on the corner now, but remember, you are not in Scarsdale anymore...

          Caveat Freeklingsss!

          ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          ~jj
          • Re: Vent....

            Fri, January 18, 2008 - 3:11 PM
            Blacklight. If anyone fucks with you or your lovely i will personally knaw their jugular and feed their body to the rats and pigeons.
            • Re: Vent....

              Sat, January 19, 2008 - 12:08 AM
              says the bunny with the semi
              • Re: Vent....

                Sat, January 19, 2008 - 5:20 AM
                bee bee bee!
                • Re: Vent....

                  Sat, January 19, 2008 - 8:35 AM
                  i was just fuking with him yesterday afternoon. what you got meow?

                  btw spiro i agree with the tuesday night dinner scenario. wanting.
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                    Re: Vent....

                    Sat, January 19, 2008 - 12:45 PM
                    tuesday...werd...always wanting.
                    • Re: Vent....

                      Sun, January 20, 2008 - 10:43 AM
                      Big up to the east coast crew!!!
                      Yall are right up in the thick of it all. Much respect to all your devotion and strength. From being bicoastal myself, I have so much respect for you, NYC tribe. In the Bay area it's natural to slide into this freeky rhythm, but I see yall NYC freeks holding down the vibe strong while living alter ego lives and not having the incredible support system within the matrix of your lives.

                      I just passed through my Saturn return and damn that was a rough ride. I know the sun is on the other side of this storm, I can see tiny spines of light burst through every so often. In the thick of it all, it's hard to know which way is up and which way is out! With heart felt love and compassion I reach out to everyone that feels lost and upset in the reality that our big human family has totally raped and robbed themselves out of heaven.

                      My vent is a deep deep jungle RRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!
                      Not just to vent frustration, but to flex the power we have to create change and bliss in our minds an divine.

                      Bless yourselves up and keep it real familia.
                      • Re: Vent....

                        Sun, January 20, 2008 - 10:56 AM
                        Symptom Recital Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)

                        I do not like my state of mind;
                        I'm bitter, querulous, unkind.
                        I hate my legs, I hate my hands,
                        I do not yearn for lovelier lands.
                        I dread the dawn's recurrent light;
                        I hate to go to bed at night.
                        I snoot at simple, earnest folk.
                        I cannot take the gentlest joke.
                        I find no peace in paint or type.
                        My world is but a lot of tripe.
                        I'm disillusioned, empty-breasted.
                        For what I think, I'd be arrested.
                        I am not sick, I am not well.
                        My quondam dreams are shot to hell.
                        My soul is crushed, my spirit sore;
                        I do not like me any more.
                        I cavil, quarrel, grumble, grouse.
                        I ponder on the narrow house.
                        I shudder at the thought of men....
                        I'm due to fall in love again.

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